A call I answered today and the "conversation" that followed:
Woman: Hi, so I need help cuz' there are these illegal aliens that are going around stealing social security numbers and they got a hold of my husbands and BOUGHT A HOUSE WIF IT! Now, we have these illegal aliens corruptin' my mortgage and the government just lets them live there! We can't keep lettin' these mortgages go crazy... ya know what I mean?!
at that moment she took her first breath and I barely had enough time to say
Me: Sorry, wrong number.
A day in the life of a receptionist