Well, it's 10 pm on a Friday night and I have no plans... Now, I know what you're thinking.. but honestly, my only option right now it seems is a collection of guys that I hoped would be my friends and instead have resorted to trying to date me.. RUN!
So, I am not even going to ask them what they are doing and try to tag along. No thanks.. I would rather do this instead:
Yep, that's me.. alone in my house, drinking a beer, and doing pilates. In case you can't tell, I have decided to draw a diagram for you:
Much better. It must be working! I mean look at that bicep...
*this is what happens when you drink and post, or just post out of pure boredom to save yourself from going insane, which clearly didn't work because I still pushed the "Publish Post" button (which proves my insanity).
OH! My phone is ringing! Gotta go.. meeting my friend Mo at the bar :)